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12-10-2004 05:22 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home

having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and

continued smoking.

Sunny: "What's that?" Tina: "A condom." Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"

Tina: "You can get them at pharmacy"

The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to

the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.

The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but

politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."


The pharmacist fainted.


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-10-2004 06:00 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Wa11banger

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Huntsville, Al

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HAHAHAHA!!! now that was funny... The wife even burst out over it..

Good one TT

Rick

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12-10-2004 01:57 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Sweatum

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That really made my morning. Thank you.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-10-2004 02:09 PM  13 years agoPost 4
acwman

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Very Funny!!

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12-10-2004 03:00 PM  13 years agoPost 5
cycloneflyer

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...thats a cracker! I Split my sides on this one!

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02-11-2007 03:14 AM  10 years agoPost 6
Don1127

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Manhattan, NY

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Now that's funny...

It's easy. Just pretend it's the simulator...

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02-11-2007 03:19 AM  10 years agoPost 7
Bill Collins

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Middletown, CT. U.S.A.

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hell of a revival!!!!! good lord.........





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