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12-10-2004 01:57 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained ..

"It's the pharmacist.

He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and

demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,

"Now, just a minute ... listen to my side of the story."

"This morning the alarm failed to go off,

so I was late getting up.

I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,

only to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys

inside.

I had to break a window to get my keys.

In doing so I tore my suit and had to go upstairs and change.

Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.

When I was about three blocks from the store,

I got a flat tire.

Being late, my usual parking place had been taken

and I had to drive around to find another one.

When I finally got to the store, there were a bunch of people

impatiently waiting for me to open up.

I got the store opened and started waiting on these people and all the

time the dang phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash

register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got

down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels.

The phone was still ringing.

When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made

me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.

All of them hit the floor and broke.

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,

and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. Â

She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

and believe me Mister, as God is my witness ..

All I Did Was Tell Her Where to.

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-10-2004 02:31 AM  13 years agoPost 2
flipped2left

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indianapolis,in.

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your'e bad! thats good! but you are bad!!

Smile! people will wonder what you're up to!!

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12-11-2004 05:59 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Sounds like one of my regular days

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-17-2004 04:19 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Spartan Missile

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Coventry, UK

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An elderly woman goes into the Pharmacy and asks:
"Do you sell deoderant ?"

The Pharmacist replies:
"Ball or Aerosoll ?"

The elderly woman says:
"It's for my armpits actually"

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