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12-09-2004 04:22 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Skellum

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I haven't seen this in a while...


Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen

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12-09-2004 09:21 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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It's not the quantity but the quality of the prayer that counts

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-10-2004 02:30 PM  13 years agoPost 3
crash1953

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Washington State

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There is a lot to be said for the mans prayer .Dont forget to add she must be rich and let you control all her money....LOL

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