A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and
went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.