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12-07-2004 07:57 PM  13 years agoPost 1
divebomber

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Another 'cut and paste' bit of wit -

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to
tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for
work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

- So true

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12-08-2004 02:45 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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- So true
so did you remember? is pot illegal?


.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-08-2004 10:00 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Stet

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Key Largo FL

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illegal?

In a sense no, posession of under an oz is a citation, not even a misdemeanor. Conceiveably you could ge a DUI while stoned, but I've never heard of it happening.

Despite the fact that posession of less than an oz ($500 worth) is only a citation, these dumbasses want to grow their own and deal it for "medical" use, an instant big time "narcotics manufacturing and trafficing" FELONY.

By the way, a valid "medical" use is "I'm stressed out", and some local quack will write you a scrip, but they hate Limbaugh for "doctor shopping".

Probably stressed because they are stoned all the time and reality of life is really hard to handle, thus the circle of need in the life of a dope fiend. My one dope fiend buddy just got a "vaporizer" some sort of electronic bong that wont acutally "burn" the pot. Cost him $350.

When Bush got reelected, they had to get a fast refill on their "prescriptions".

I laugh at these losers.

keepin' it real

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12-08-2004 03:03 PM  13 years agoPost 4
AndyH

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Rockledge, FL

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It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station: "STORM WATCH."
and
It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for
work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
Damn right!!!! Barely sprinkling this morning and traffic was more of a nightmare than usual!

The sad thing is everything in this post is so true!

Oh, BTW, My dog's therapist is worth every cent!

This hobby is like Kryptonite to chicks!

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