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11-06-2004 11:15 PM  13 years agoPost 1


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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"


A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned
that his students might be a little confused about
Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth
of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up,
etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The
whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very
long seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny
how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus
Christ, are you still in there?!"

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11-06-2004 11:21 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
I bet little Johnny went to bed early after that comment


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

11-07-2004 06:23 AM  13 years agoPost 3

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There was a drunk sitting on the curb in front of a bar when a policeman showed up, the cop asked him his name; the drunk replied"jesus christ" the cop asked him again and the drunk repeated the same thing,finally the drunk said"let me prove it to you! let me go back into this bar!" and when the drunk went in , the first thing the bartender said was "jesus christ are you here again?" ken

Smile! people will wonder what you're up to!!

11-08-2004 04:42 AM  13 years agoPost 4
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