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10-24-2004 08:58 PM  13 years agoPost 1
cannonfoo

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A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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10-24-2004 09:33 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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that is just not right


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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10-25-2004 12:25 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Peter65

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Seen it coming and like Ted said it's not right

They are called sweetbreads here in Aus. Sheeps balls. My dad was asked to try a meat ball once. After a few bites was asked what he thought. Then they told him what they was.

Thoughts Of Chevy Chase springs to mind

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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10-25-2004 01:40 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Fullagas

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I thought sweetbreads were brains? I could be wrong, but wasn't that what Hannibal Lecter called it when he dined on Ray Liotta's head? (Gruesome!)

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Flying helis since gyros had springs.

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10-25-2004 01:52 AM  13 years agoPost 5
Ted Toth

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I thought sweetbreads were brains
Peter65 definition gives down under a whole new meaning

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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