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10-23-2004 08:51 AM  13 years agoPost 1
swshshplt

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heard this on the radio , modified it a little and well...

how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a rotor blade???

hey lets go ride bikes!!


it says , grease here, huh..... go figure...air is supa-neeto!!!!

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10-23-2004 03:33 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ivan

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How many male chauvenists does it take to run a fun fly?

That's a woman's job.


(I think yours was a better joke though. LOL. You just covered my monitor with pepsi.)

I came, I saw, I hovered

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10-23-2004 03:35 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Saint728

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I don't get it?

Take Care,
Cheers, Patrick

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10-23-2004 03:37 PM  13 years agoPost 4
RotorX

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Saint728

what bike ya got.........LOL

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10-23-2004 03:43 PM  13 years agoPost 5
ozheli

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I don't get it either???

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10-23-2004 03:47 PM  13 years agoPost 6
Saint728

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Must be the hot weather we get down here? lol. I get it now, but it took me a while to catch on. It's getting late and I need to go to sleep soon.

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10-24-2004 11:32 AM  13 years agoPost 7
RotorX

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How many full stops will it take to emphasise your point

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10-24-2004 04:46 PM  13 years agoPost 8
Naomi

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Mmm.. I don't get it either.. well ok here is some.. I think you'll get them..

1. THE STUDENT HELICOPTER PILOT

A student helicopter pilot was taking his first lesson.
At a point near the end of the first lesson the flight instructor decided to see if the new student had any knowledge of helicopter aerodynamics.

Instructor says to Student:
The spinning blades on top of the helicopter, do you know what it's exact purpose is?

Student reply:
"Yeah," the new pilot to-be confidently sounds out......"It's a fan"

Instructor's horrified reply:
No it's not a fan, the seasoned flight instructor mouth's into the mike; and adds silently to himself,
"you dumbo"!

Student reply:
"I bet you'll start sweating big time if I turn it OFF"


2. Technically correct, but completely useless

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle
when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's
electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot
could not determine the course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in
the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign
said "Where am I ?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft,
drew a large sign, and held it in a building window .
Their sign said "You are in a helicopter."
The pilot smiled, waved,
looked at his map, determined the course to steer
to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot
how the "You are in a helicopter" sign helped determine
their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the
MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."

3. PILOTS HELL

Mac died at the controls of a plane and went to pilot's hell,
where he found a hideous devil and three doors.

The devil was busy escorting other pilots to various "hell rooms".
I'll be right back don't go away, and he vanished.

Sneaking over to the first door, Mac peeked in and saw a cockpit
where the pilot was condemned to forever run through preflight checks.
He slammed the door and peeked into the second.
There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while a pilot
had to avoid one emergency after another.

Unable to imagine a worse fate Mac cautiously opened the third door.
He was amazed to see many beautiful,
scantily clad flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.

He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil reappeared.
"Okay, Mac," said the devil, "Which door will it be, number 1 or number 2?"

"UM, I want door number 3," answered Mac.

"Sorry," said the devil.
"You can't have door number 3, that's flight attendant's hell."

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10-24-2004 09:15 PM  13 years agoPost 9
heligoole

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I WANT DOOR No .3 NOW!!!!!!!!

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