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10-22-2004 01:22 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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>A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me mither, do you have widdle wabbits?"

>

>As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's on
her level, and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"

>

>She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees,leans forward and whispers,

>

>"I don't think my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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10-22-2004 01:27 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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lol

I love wabbits but just can't seem to finish a full one


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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10-22-2004 01:38 PM  13 years agoPost 3
RotorX

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I got some cubed rabbit meat from tesco once and cooked it for my girlfriend -after eating she said that lamb tasted a bit weak, i said to her, do you remember watership down, she said yes, well you have read the book - then seen the film, and now you have eaten the characters - it took a while to sink in - she looked a bit poorly, cruel i know but very very funny......lol

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10-23-2004 05:04 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Ted Toth

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RotorX
that story was a long around the horn, but she finally got it
I bet you did get it either after that

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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10-23-2004 06:29 AM  13 years agoPost 5
debogus

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Beauklahoma,peoples​republic of​mexifornia,USSA

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Reminds me of when my son was little.
We were at the pet store waiting in line to pay for a mouse,when we over heard the father /son in front of us discussing a name for their new pet .

So I turned to my son ,"so Sammy what are we going to name the mouse"?
He looks up at me and says "dad we dont name lizard food"

Occationaly they would get named after the boss ,when he caused me to be late picking up my son.


Dave

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10-23-2004 07:08 AM  13 years agoPost 6
Phranque

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My favorite is going to the pet store, and there is a mother with her kids checking out the "cute, furry" critters. I go up & ask for 5 or 6 rats, and the salesperson always asks "What are you feeding?"
The look of horror on the mother's face when I mention an 8' boa.....

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10-23-2004 07:35 AM  13 years agoPost 7
Inspector Fuzz

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Rabbit meat...

I remember being poor as **** as a little kid in the early/mid seventies when, at the time, there was some sort of hideous beef shortage.. Prices went through the roof on beef and we started eating rabbit.. Apparently, a small industry sprang up and a lot of domestic rabbit was raised and sold for meat.. I hated eating the stuff then, and I still don't like it now.. I don't particularly care for "gamey" meats at all.. With enough beer I can gnaw my way through lamb, venison, or even rabbit, but I usually can still taste that ganky, wild game, flavor in the next day...
JEFF

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10-23-2004 09:58 AM  13 years agoPost 8
RotorX

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London

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Janek,
I bet that girlfriend didn't last long
Wrong - that was back in 95 we are have bee married for nearly three years

Yes Ted i really did get it - nearly a week in the doghouse but it was worth it...lol

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