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10-21-2004 11:53 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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OLD PILOTS
>
>An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was
>amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do
>you attribute your good health?"
>
>The old timer said, "I'm a pilot and that's why I'm in such good shape. I
>'m up well before daylight and out flying up and down the countryside."
>The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
>it. How old was your dad when he died?"
>
>The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?" The doctor said, "You mean
>you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?" The old
>timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he flew next to me this morning
>in his own airplane. That's why he's still alive... he's a pilot!"
>
>The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
>about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" The old timer said,
>"Who said my grandpa's dead?" The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
>old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
>
>The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old." The doctor was getting frustrated
>at this point and said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning too?"
> The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got
>married." The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a
>118-year-old guy want to get married?"
>
>The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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10-22-2004 12:30 AM  13 years agoPost 2
jerrythercpilot

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Just because there's snow on the roof, it doesn't mean the fire is out!!!

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10-22-2004 01:31 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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very good
I guess you should never AssSume

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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10-22-2004 10:48 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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Don't get that


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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10-22-2004 11:11 AM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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Maybe I did get it then, was kinda waiting for the puchline


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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10-22-2004 12:56 PM  13 years agoPost 6
RotorX

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London

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Was it too cryptic for ya

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10-22-2004 01:06 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Drunk Monk

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must be


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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