Jesus and Moses decide that R/C helis look like too much fun to ignore, so they head to earth in disguise to try some flying.
They equip themselves with a pair of Raptor 90SE's, 9ZWCII's, 9252s on everything and head to a beautiful open field alongside a lake.
Moses goes first, halfway through the first tank he takes off the training gear and manages to hover the rest of the tank out without incident.
Jesus steps up for his turn, he hovers for about a minute then takes off the training gear and tells Moses he's going to do some low piroflips. Moses tells him that he's not ready for that yet, but Jesus says "relax, I've seen videos of Alan Szabo doing them hundreds of times, it's not as hard as it looks". Moses just shakes his head and takes cover.
As soon as Jesus starts the piroflip he loses orientation and the heli gets way out of shape. He tries to recover, but winds up going backwards inverted right into the middle of the lake. Moses says "I told you so, now you lost the heli."
Jesus tells Moses not to worry and walks out onto the lake to look for the heli. Just then another flier shows up at the field and sees Jesus out walking on the lake... he turns to Moses and says "does that guy think he's Jesus Christ or something?"
Moses replies "No, he thinks he's Alan Szabo"