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06-02-2004 05:41 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror,
admiring herself in her expensive new outfit.
She posed this way and that before her husband,
looking on with disinterest, he remarked "Your
bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!

"Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed,
he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder, and
asked hopefully "How about it?" She replied:
"It's hardly worth lighting the whole Barbecue
for half a sausage ..

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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06-02-2004 05:51 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Ouch
gotta watch what you say
or it will bite you

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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06-02-2004 07:10 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Peter65

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It would seem that I never know when to stop talking. I always put my foot in it Especially these days

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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