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05-01-2004 04:30 AM  13 years agoPost 1
blockatvalpo

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Reston, VA

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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05-01-2004 04:52 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Horacio

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CA

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That made my miserable Friday a little better.
Thanks for the laugh!

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05-01-2004 04:55 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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very good
we have a Septic Tank Truck co here Elvis there saying is
"We are number one in the number two business"


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-01-2004 05:01 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Salty

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St. Augustine

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Yep we got a elec co that has the we will remove your shorts....and the logo is a stick figure riding a lightning bolt with two "balls" on each side
gaydar goes off every time I see it...I hate to be the poor tech driving the truck

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05-01-2004 05:22 AM  13 years agoPost 5
11290

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Evansville, IN and Orlando, FL

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Another one on a plumbing truck:

"In our business a flush beats a full house"

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05-01-2004 09:04 AM  13 years agoPost 6
Sar

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Saugeties, NY

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Vendor Wagon at Snowbird, UT

We want our nuts in your mouth.
Nuts is scratched out and has Almonds written above it.

--
Jon

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05-01-2004 01:39 PM  13 years agoPost 7
joe139

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New Philadelphia Ohio

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Septic Tank Truck

Your ****'s My Bread And Butter

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