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04-29-2004 04:42 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you

would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-29-2004 06:09 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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wehey! That's what I like to hear

I only drink bottles though and you don't get anything for recycling them


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-30-2004 06:20 AM  13 years agoPost 3
FinnDave

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Kouvola, Finland

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No money for taking the bottles back? You must be living in the wrong country, here I get 50c a bottle. I must have almost a helicopters-worth on my home-brew shelf!

David S., Kouvola, Finland

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04-30-2004 12:49 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Dexter

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North Wales, UK. Not England.

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Yeah, but David, here we can buy wine and spirits from someone other than government owned stores...

Also, I can buy a crate (24 cans, 12 litres) of good beer for 160 krone (£14). Granted, beer can be bought more cheaply elsewhere, but not in Norway!

Edit: Finland, not Norway! RTFM (RTFP?) Rest of post left undeleted as I deserve to look like a prick for that one!

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