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04-27-2004 10:27 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Sorry folks, my warped sense of humor strikes again!

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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
"Yellow........Lemon"
"Green.........Lime"
"Orange.......Orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children
could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother
may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "OH MY GOD!!!!! Spit em out!!! They're a$$ holes!!"

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-27-2004 10:55 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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LOL I can just imagine that


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-28-2004 12:58 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Funny Ted

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-28-2004 05:16 AM  13 years agoPost 4
HUTCH964

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Taylor,Texas 76574 local airport T74

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Ted You Go BOYYYY!

Tim

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04-28-2004 05:41 PM  13 years agoPost 5
shaggy

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Too funny!

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