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04-27-2004 09:36 PM  13 years agoPost 1
yeloowtang

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2 mental patients are walking in the hospitals back yard.
seneca and foo do this every day for the past years but today
foo decides to jump head first in the pool and sinks strait to the bottom.
now with no hesitation what so ever seneca jumps in to save him,swims to the bottom and pulls him out safely and drunk monk the head nurse takes him inside for recovery.now when the head psychiatric ( peter65) heres of this he is completly amazed of seneca's courage and bravery,so the next day he comes to seneca and tells him that he has good news and bad news.

the good news is that by jumping in to save foo you have shown that you are ready to go out in the real world and are finaly cured and stable.
but the bad news is that your friend foo is dead he hung himself in the bathroom last night.
then seneca says no he didn't doctor peter65 i hung him there to dry.

names where only there for fun if annyone wants me to change them let me know.

steff

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04-27-2004 09:39 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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seneca and foo
ROTFLMAO

Dont change a thing

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-27-2004 09:41 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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PS. why did you leave out Drunk Monk .


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04-27-2004 09:44 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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I can swim


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-27-2004 09:44 PM  13 years agoPost 5
DOKEY

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Oh my god, that is too funny !
Im with that too. . Why you leave Drunk monk out, poor chap will think no one loves him

'I can swim'
But only in a beer barrel !!

Ryan.

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04-27-2004 09:45 PM  13 years agoPost 6
yeloowtang

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the monk has been added

steff

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04-27-2004 09:48 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Drunk Monk

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Now I'm a nurse

Funny though


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-27-2004 09:50 PM  13 years agoPost 8
deckerv

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Good one

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04-27-2004 09:50 PM  13 years agoPost 9
Drunk Monk

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A lunatic breaks out of a lunatic asylum and runs into a near by village. He breaks into a laundrettes (where you get your clothes cleaned) and rapes 2 women then runs off.

The headline in the newpaper the next day reads Nut screws washers and bolts!


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-27-2004 10:23 PM  13 years agoPost 10
Ted Toth

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Now I'm a nurse
not just a nurse
the HEAD Nurse


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04-27-2004 10:55 PM  13 years agoPost 11
Drunk Monk

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There's a joke in there somewhere


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-27-2004 11:01 PM  13 years agoPost 12
Ted Toth

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Yes I see said the blind man .


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-27-2004 11:05 PM  13 years agoPost 13
Drunk Monk

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To the deaf horse


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-28-2004 12:55 AM  13 years agoPost 14
Peter65

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Hmmm. Not sure what to think of that. Funny all the same

Hang on doesn't that make me a bigger nutter than Seneca and Foo

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-28-2004 02:52 AM  13 years agoPost 15
Peter65

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Damn

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-28-2004 06:17 AM  13 years agoPost 16
Peter65

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Maybe foo been deleted again? Or maybe he don't like it no more when people make fun of him?

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-28-2004 11:58 AM  13 years agoPost 17
Drunk Monk

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Or maybe he don't like it no more when people make fun of him?
If that's the case then we know how to keep him quiet then


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-28-2004 01:05 PM  13 years agoPost 18
Ted Toth

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Maybe foo been deleted again?
NOT


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