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04-27-2004 05:36 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But its not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-27-2004 05:54 PM  13 years agoPost 2
G.Man

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Bristol

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schweet

Don't Email me as I wont reply - PM Only (spam countermeasures)

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04-27-2004 09:29 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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funny


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-28-2004 01:03 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Glad I got no daughters. That must come under cruel and unusual punishment.

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-28-2004 01:56 AM  13 years agoPost 5
S_Owen

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Wichita Falls, TX.

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I've got two daughters and two matching Mossberg's.

[b]Murphy's Constant:[/b] Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

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