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04-26-2004 07:06 PM  13 years agoPost 1
RappyTappy

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North Denver, Colorado

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Why is it that all the girls I attract are either A: underage or B: already taken? It sucks.

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04-26-2004 07:23 PM  13 years agoPost 2
mongo

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old enough to bleed, is old enough to breedget em young and raise em right.

and mongo likes nuthin bettern another man's wemmons, let him pay the bills on the witch, and i have the fun

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04-26-2004 07:23 PM  13 years agoPost 3
spaceman spiff

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Tucson

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Same thing for most of the rest of us i think.

keep looking. Once you find a good one, stay away from mongo!

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04-26-2004 07:27 PM  13 years agoPost 4
TurboRacer

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CT

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Don't sweat it. You'll find one when you least expect it.

I found mine on a beach 600 miles away from home. 3 years later we're still going strong!

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04-26-2004 07:50 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Chem Geek

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AL

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Don't sweat it. You'll find one when you least expect it.
So very true.

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04-26-2004 08:15 PM  13 years agoPost 6
jwegman

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Rochester, MN - USA

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My old, salty flight instructor had an adage - I'm sure it's been mentioned here before; "if it floats, flies, or , you rent it."

The gist - no matter what you get yourself into, you pay for maintenance... more so than what the original activity was usualy worth. And the less you use it, the more it tends to cost you per use.

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04-26-2004 08:16 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Johnny Walker

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Oxford England

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Just tell them your a chopper pilot, works a treat and its not lying(technically), just as long as she doesn't want a ride( unless she is the same size as a hamster), you will be well in mate!

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04-26-2004 09:52 PM  13 years agoPost 8
RappyTappy

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North Denver, Colorado

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I have my private pilots license so I could definately take them up in a aircraft. I would like to get my helo rating, but after I get the other aircraft ratings first.

Oh well, it is really frustrating, especially when you start talking to this cute girl and then her dad or mom comes up and you find out she's 16 or something, damn it.

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04-26-2004 10:06 PM  13 years agoPost 9
WMac

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Skotlande

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old enough to bleed, is old enough to breed
That's the first time I've heard that one

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04-26-2004 10:42 PM  13 years agoPost 10
RappyTappy

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North Denver, Colorado

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Got it Chris, I'll employ that line on my next not looking for, but finding a underage girl scouting adventure, lol

Yes WMac, Mongo does have some things up his sleeve for special occasions,

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04-27-2004 12:18 AM  13 years agoPost 11
dannyfyl

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Miri, Malaysia

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What's wrong with underage? You will be surprised what kind of 'stuff' these 'underage' girls know these days. She might even coach you on some new tricks. Well, If you get caught, just marry her.

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04-27-2004 12:31 AM  13 years agoPost 12
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Don't worry about looking for them. You'll regret it later anyhow.
They bleed you dry and hinder your flying time.

Cheaper to buy one on the special occassions than to maintain one constantly

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-27-2004 04:50 AM  13 years agoPost 13
gwallace1

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Susanville, CA

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Actually the hardest part for me is finding one that won't dime me off to my wife !!!

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04-27-2004 06:12 AM  13 years agoPost 14
Fullagas

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Michigan

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Mongo, cnsheets,

You must have the 'wemmons' falling off you with those lines.

LMFAO


.

Flying helis since gyros had springs.

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04-27-2004 02:07 PM  13 years agoPost 15
kc2huv

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Cornwall, NY

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ok, so where do I post my "available for rent (possibly rent to own), one wife" add on RR.........would that go in classifieds? or OFF TOPIC?

Come On.......Daddy needs a new FURY!

EVO 50 Futaba 9CHP (50 MHz) Futaba GY-401/9253 O.S. Max 50 SXh

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04-27-2004 02:17 PM  13 years agoPost 16
brooksnb

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Sussex , New Brunswick , Canada

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Just remember that saying " Hey honey I'm HIV negative" is not a great pick up line . Hang in there ...the right girl is probally right uner your nose...just waiting to be asked

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.... Dennis

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04-27-2004 07:57 PM  13 years agoPost 17
Steve Campbell

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Baton Rouge, LA

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In regards to bleeding, remember this truism:

Any organism that can bleed for a week, and not die, cannot be trusted.

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