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Posted by helicopter on 01-24-2012 03:01 AM:
RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the the same defect being reproduced in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control.
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by synodontis on 01-24-2012 09:46 AM:
hmmmmmmm . . . the moron's at it again . . .
there's a problem with this recall notice. A really big one.

the problem is that it was not issued by "God" or whatever you want to call him. It was issued by you, or someone who thought up the idea. It does not come from "God", and you have no way of showing that it does.

therefore it's nothing but an exercise in egotism.
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control.
you know total, utter f@£@ all about the human condition. I know very little too, to be honest, because it's very complex.

on the one hand we all have a striving for peace, love, respect etc. . . but on the other the process that got us here is brutal, disturbing, aggressive in the extreme. those of you who are mature will know what I speak of, those of you who aren't, won't. also the underlying forces how society operates and what motivates political and social matters are disturbing and brutal too if you were to look at it dispassionately.

in short, for saying above, you are just a hypocrite. And what's more you've used something/entity's name who is not around to speak for him/itself.
Posted by Thomas L Erb on 01-24-2012 11:44 AM:
Thanks for the notice helicopter! there are a few units that show extreme fits of ignorance and selfishness. Please use caution when dealing with these defective units but remember that repair tech is always available toll free 24/7
Posted by helicopter on 01-24-2012 12:02 PM:
Thank you Thomas. And remember, if the unit rejects
the free repair, regeneration and the gift of eternal life,
that unit will have to be thrown in the big furnace.

Personally, I know not why a unit would refuse the repair,
except for the egotism and selfish rebellion it manifests
prior to being updated with the New-Life Software!

And with the option available at no personal cost, why would
the unit in question say there is no God yet MAKE oneself
god in stating it already KNOWS IT ALL?

It is either poor education as is the case in Auburn California,
but in England it must be a simple case of pure rebellion.

Every UNIT will must one day stand before the Maker, and the
question which will so need to be answered is the one where
the Maker asks, "What did you do with my gift of Life I offered
to YOU for free, but cost ME the Blood of my precious Son?"

If the UNIT keeps saying 'screw U' the furnace is the only
option available to the Maker.

Yet for we who have received the repair of the heart already
while in this life, our answer will be easy! Because the MAKER
has ALREADY judged our hearts!

Bless the majesty of the Creativity of God and the Blood of the Lamb.


The evil force which began the rebellion so many years ago
STILL does NOT desire the Human Heart to Know about the
RECALL...

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by synodontis on 01-24-2012 02:06 PM:
Thanks for the notice helicopter! there are a few units that show extreme fits of ignorance and selfishness. Please use caution when dealing with these defective units but remember that repair tech is always available toll free 24/7
oh look, there's Thomas making a nuisance of himself.
The evil force which began the rebellion so many years ago
STILL does NOT desire the Human Heart to Know about the
RECALL...
you know, eating cat food can seriously damage your health. don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by RCHSF on 01-24-2012 04:06 PM:
Great Post Thanks,
I already see some malfunctioning units. Their O.S has been contaminated by the Darwin/Dawkins Trojan Worm.
Posted by synodontis on 01-24-2012 04:16 PM:
Great Post Thanks,
I already see some malfunctioning units. Their O.S has been contaminated by the Darwin/Dawkins Trojan Worm.
click.

Posted by helicopter on 01-24-2012 11:04 PM:
Rc good catch.
Ever wonder why the Bible says, "Their worm will not die..."(?)

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by helicopter on 01-24-2012 11:13 PM:
Q; Sy, does God KNOW everything right now?

A; Yes, He is Omniscient.

So, would HE know today, that during your little life
on earth whether or not you will turn TO Him?

A; Yes of course.

So, If He already Knows you will never turn, then He will
allow your natural life to take its natural course to death Right?

And in the end, you will get exactly what you desired. No God.

Your eternal Soul, when it awakes in eternity will have no
hope of Loving or Kissing God? Nope you're done, put a fork in.

Now, what if the parents of the little siam twins that JUGGS posted
are GOING to turn to God? Would God know they would turn?
Maybe the "GIFT" of a crippled baby was exactly what they
needed to 'TURN to God'? If so, would not the crippled baby
in the HANDS OF GOD, be a BLESSING to those parents?

The Answer is YES.

God moves in mysterious ways, His Wonders to behold!

Remember this:

God did not come here to die so that we might be healed.

He came to save us FROM Eternal DEATH....

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by Heliosprime on 01-24-2012 11:32 PM:
Oy vey!

It still amazes me that grown adults believe all these nice fairy tails that we've been brain washed with all these centuries.

The most amazing fact is that you don't keep it to yourself and you try to proselytize more people into your believes. You don't see me coming to your house or computer to try to make you an Atheist, do you?

So do us a favor and keep it to yourself, will ya? Thank you very much.

Machete, don't text!

Posted by helicopter on 01-25-2012 01:12 AM:
H:
While the Lord Jesus was here on the earth, HE told us
whom He has Granted THE TRUTH in life, and as HE PROVED
in His Resurrection, to go forth into all the world
and proclaim the GOSPEL, the Good News of the Grace
of God!

If, as an unbeliever, you don't like hearing it, don't
click ANY post with the name GOD in it!

Jesus also said, "You shall KNOW THE TRUTH, and the truth
shall make you free."

If you don't know that Christ ROSE from the grave,
then you don't know the Truth.

The resurrection is the Truth.

Jesus Christ is God, the Son.

You CAN receive His Gift of forgiveness of sins and be
given a NEW LIFE, if you will invite Him into your heart.

If you will not, you may not receive HIM and ALL He is.

This is FOREVER.

You guys that think you know it all, remind me of my heart
just before GOD called my name...

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by MichiganFlyer on 01-25-2012 01:38 AM:
Great! I have to go into hiding again. You will never catch me. I have "WILL".
Will I do what I want? Yes
Will I care what people think? No
Will it be against what people try to impose on me? You Betcha!

Will I be there to watch? I am seeing it now.

Friends don't encourage friends to fly helis! It can cause part shortages.

Posted by GREYEAGLE on 01-25-2012 01:49 AM:
Cool !

Just Remember :

tHEIR'S NO mOUNTAINS WITH OUT vALLIES

and

THE FINISH LINE

Can Be a Bitch !

Don't fight a lot of Battles - to end up discovering - you have been fighting the wrong war.

greyeagle

Posted by MichiganFlyer on 01-25-2012 01:53 AM:
After all it is an Oasis!

Friends don't encourage friends to fly helis! It can cause part shortages.

Posted by outhouse on 01-25-2012 02:44 AM:
I say we post hot chicks in here and turn this stupid thread around!@!!!!
Posted by outhouse on 01-25-2012 02:46 AM:
THE FINISH LINE

Can Be a Bitch !
only for you grandpa

cause your almost there

life is for the living, you only get one life. YOU best be doing all you can for what family you have because its your last few years to make a influence in their lives.

Youll be dead soon, feeding worms. when the lights go out the show is over forever
Posted by pctomlin on 01-25-2012 03:09 AM:
Youll be dead soon, feeding worms. when the lights go out the show is over forever
I have to laugh every time I see one of these threads and comments generated. We will all figure out who is right in the end, better hope you are not one of the wrong ones, the consequences could be eternal.
Posted by outhouse on 01-25-2012 03:32 AM:
The minority hold this view

almost 7 billion people on the planet and roughly 2 billion confused christians that cannot make up their mind on the same religion.

once you learn the history of yahweh you realize how ancient hebrews created their gods and compiled El with Yahweh around 600 BC

then a roman dictator decided just how divine jesus was 325 years after his death, and now without one word in ther gospel preaching it. christians made 3 deities in one, jesus, yahweh, ghost.

Take into account hebrews never looked at yahweh and the spirit as dualality or two deities, christians perverted that concept. jews are still ticked off today over the perversion of their god.

So as a christian you only worship 1/3 yahweh or god as you call him.

now yahweh started out as a deity for the shasu tribe near egypt, a few hundred years before hebrews even formed.

hebrews only go back to 1200 BC and were mainly Canaanites and Mesopotamian's and a minority were Egyptians but never were they a enslaved race. As the previous civilizations crumbled, the semetic speaking people migrated to Israel as stated in 1200 BC

this brand new culture worshipped all the gods previously worshipped in each of their original cultures. BY 1000 BC they narrowed belief down to a family of gods El the father, yahweh the son, Asherah and Baal were their primary deities

worship of these gods went back in forth as during war time more people followed Yahweh the warrior god, after the fall of the temple Hebrews started becoming strict monotheist to yahweh around 628 BC with some straggling polytheism that lingered on, but as a religion they were now monotheistic.

Ya ill take my chances knowing exactly how humans have created and defined the deity concept. It has evolved for 1400 years stopping around 400 BC

screw your BS sky daddy that has never existed and has never done a thing
Posted by GREYEAGLE on 01-25-2012 03:54 AM:
Maybe you will wake up tomorrow

Maybe you won't -

Let's see what tomorrow brings ?

To a Christian // Death : Is A Delightful Thing

greyeagle

Posted by pctomlin on 01-25-2012 03:56 AM:
Prov 18:2
A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.
Posted by philip 01 on 01-25-2012 04:14 AM:
Judgement day is near, and this is proof of the second coming:

http://vimeo.com/35612155
Posted by GREYEAGLE on 01-25-2012 04:39 AM:
Phil :: Your Scarey for a Spamer!

Don't Even Want to Know

Wow 13 deleted and 15 pinked ??

What Happened ? Get busted for trying to sell products with out paying for the Advertizement fee's ???

Well the Link you posted looks like a sales advertizement or a promotion for a Helicopter product.

Isn't that Stealing from Mark's $$$ Revenues' to support his server any IT support staff and band width ? Kinda thought it was a Honor thing ?

OK just deception and Lying : Not to bad then I guess huh ?

greyeagle

Posted by philip 01 on 01-25-2012 04:49 AM:
spamer?

not certain the 2nd coming would be considered spame. after all, this is the year of some sort of supposed change. the connection is relavent.

sell what exactly?

advertisement? part 1 of a series of homemade videos. (click homepage)

revenue? no. it's a gopro 2.

not a sienfeld fan i assume.
Posted by outhouse on 01-25-2012 05:02 AM:
Prov 18:2
A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion
Its OK brother

I understand not everyone who talks religion even has a clue what their talking about. as in your case.

your also taking that verse out of its original context

dont be stupid

18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

now what do you want? a verse on how your nort suposed to judge others, less ye dumb azz be judged
Posted by GREYEAGLE on 01-25-2012 05:17 AM:

Outy : SO PRoud of you Didn't hurt a bit did it ??

WHOOP"S :

{ WHAT's a NORT ??}

greyeagle

Posted by synodontis on 01-25-2012 10:41 AM:
do bears and raccoons make good eating?

only one way to find out . . .
Posted by helicopter on 01-25-2012 11:44 AM:
Now this is amazing....
your also taking that verse out of its original context
dont be stupid
18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.
^^Outhouse said^^

Now let me get this straight.

Out USED the BIBLE to quote a verse which GOD
gave mankind; to be a pronouncement of his THEORY
there is no GOD to know or to love or to understand.

Am I the only one who see's this?

HE picked the RIGHT VERSE, I will tell ya that!!!!!!

Out did you know that you CANNOT understand the WORD OF GOD
unless you are indwelled by THE HOLY SPIRIT?

The natural mind cannot understand it.

But go and read 1st Corinthians anyway......

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by synodontis on 01-25-2012 12:03 PM:
Out did you know that you CANNOT understand the WORD OF GOD
unless you are indwelled by THE HOLY SPIRIT?
you are talking about an unfalsifiable construct.

if you can demonstrate it for all to see in a totally unbiased fashion then you would win the Nobel Prize for Physics.

in real life you are talking crap, because it's an absurd notion that we even have to jump through hoops just so we can get a look in.

more likely you don't know what you are on about at all, just repeating crap that you've heard and it was in your emotional interest to hear.
Posted by Juggernaut on 01-25-2012 04:00 PM:
Mr helicopter

seems you are so bent on being an evangelist, or what ever.

Why don't you create your own WEB site, Google and Yahoo provide them free, and place all you obtained knowledge and wealth of information on your WEB page.
This is a RC heli forum

have you tried Catholic Answers Forums

I believe these folks are more suited to your disposition.
You'll have more fun there then trying to convert the folk here



Finally learned to fly inverted, Helps if you stand on your head

Posted by Life_Nerd on 01-25-2012 04:06 PM:
Heck no. I for one enjoy the side show. It amazes me how anyone could be so brainwashed unless of course this imaginary beacon helped them to survive a hardship or addiction. In that case, there is great benefit to believe.

Edit: I was brainwashed early in my life so I guess I should understand.
Posted by Thomas L Erb on 01-25-2012 05:35 PM:
Jug this is a OFF TOPICS AND POLITICS THREAD

So you don't believe in free speech?
As always take self responsiabillity and remember it is reader beware . Nobody but you are forcing you to read this thread. Thanks for the bump
Posted by Juggernaut on 01-25-2012 07:08 PM:
I believe in free speech:

A black attending a KKK convention
A normal woman in a mosque
An American in Iran
A female inmate in a male prison
Planks in a Heli field

lots more were this came from
You are not really as free as you think



Finally learned to fly inverted, Helps if you stand on your head

Posted by Thomas L Erb on 01-25-2012 08:46 PM:
I believe in free speech:
A black attending a KKK convention
A normal woman in a mosque
An American in Iran
A female inmate in a male prison
Planks in a Heli field
lots more were this came from
You are not really as free as you think
I guess you believe in foolishness . Sorry but I still believe and will continue to excersise my God given right!

If you can't deal with that then I'm sorry but I can't fix stupid!
Posted by helicopter on 01-25-2012 09:58 PM:
You cats who maybe started in the Christian faith
and left it when the secular world convinced you to do so,
and you cats who cannot or will not receive the Grace
and Blessing of our Creator, need but one thing:

The Revelation of God to your heart, soul, and mind.

Then you will see THE TRUTH which makes you free.

Free of worry,

Free of fear of death,

Free to Love God for what HE has done for you!

In your natural state (Unforgiven, unredeemed) you
cannot understand the HOLY BIBLE.

But don't give up seeking God.

I would lovingly recommend you go about your life

on a daily journey.

Keep your eyes open to the FACT that There is A God

and He is right there near you. (But you cannot see Him)

Now this: IF you're on HIS list, the BOOK OF LIFE,

He will grab you.

You can do nothing to dissuade God, if you are

PREDESTINED to become one of His Redeemed Children!

If you are not in His Book, have fun. (HE knew already

that you would never turn to HIM, and lovingly lets you go

your little way.)

.
BUT, what if, my words here on the toy heli forum, or

some seeds planted by another believer, is that which

brings your heart to SURRENDER and RECEPTION of God's Gift

of ETERNAL LIFE?

Would any of us be WRONG in GOD'S Eyes to share His Love

with you in a communicative style using mere words???

This is hard.

God is asking you to die.

Die to all you know and all you hold on to in this life.

YOU don't desire to do that!

You still think in the devil's terms: You can't Trust God!

Jesus gave us a parable with regard to this:

My words: If you want a tree, you plant a seed in the ground.

You water the seed, until it dies.

When It dies, God gives it LIFE!

It's the very same with our human lives.

The moment we REPENT, SURRENDER, and Agree with God

that we are SINNERS in need of THE GREAT EXCHANGE,

He takes our deadness, our willingness to die and

Gives us NEW LIFE.

HE PROVED this when JESUS died for our sins,

and ROSE in the RESURRECTION!!!!!!!

So, when God calls, don't say NO! Say Yes.

AND THEN: You will see.

Party on, it's OK to do so...

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

Posted by synodontis on 01-25-2012 10:14 PM:
I guess you believe in foolishness . Sorry but I still believe and will continue to excersise my God given right!

If you can't deal with that then I'm sorry but I can't fix stupid!
yes, totally agreed.

you have the God given right to be a complete and utter a$$hole.

no complaints there, it's a free country, even for retarded pandas.
Posted by Thomas L Erb on 01-25-2012 10:43 PM:
As you show every day what we have to " bear " in mind as you advance our cause by keeping this thread alive. Thanks again
Posted by outhouse on 01-26-2012 02:29 AM:
helicopter is so old

gods about to recall his butt

might be a race with all the old circus animals

grey
thomas
dennis
byron/helicopter

all racing to the dirt

fly today while you [if you can] because tomorrow you might be pushing daisies
Posted by Thomas L Erb on 01-26-2012 03:23 AM:
Thanks for the kind words out thanks for the bump
Posted by outhouse on 01-26-2012 05:14 AM:
Ah you know your my favorite LOL
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