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utahbob

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St. George Utah

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You said it Spaceman..

Women who are..lets say "ecoutromont" challenged can make you suffer too..cause they think you married them for access to "the equipment" only.

I do a great decending funnel!

12-16-2016 01:28 AM
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dilberteinstein

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texas - USA

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tommytt1

If trump and Putin weren't rich, neither could get laid in a whore house with a fist full of fifties.
I'll have to take your word for that.

90% of life is "showing up"

12-16-2016 06:10 AM
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Heli_Splatter

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Silver Spring, MD by way of Sidney, Ne - USA

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It is too bad that all of this sage advice is wasted on 17yo males with testosterone flooding their brains and only seeing short skirts.

12-16-2016 12:13 PM
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ICUR1-2

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Ottawa, Ontario

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Beautiful women are like exotic cars... the ones that every guy wants are usually the most expensive to own.

nobody is going to steal my ride

spending time, paying attention

12-16-2016 01:37 PM
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tommytt1

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Mercerville, NJ, USA

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I'll have to take your word for that.
Dilbert, let me put it in terms you can understand; Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties.

I made a mistake once, but I was wrong?

12-16-2016 04:43 PM
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dilberteinstein

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texas - USA

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tommytt1

Dilbert, let me put it in terms you can understand; Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties
And I'll have to take your word for that...you seem to pretty informed on this sort of stuff.

90% of life is "showing up"

12-16-2016 06:24 PM
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tommytt1

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Mercerville, NJ, USA

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Hehehe

I made a mistake once, but I was wrong?

12-16-2016 07:42 PM
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dilberteinstein

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texas - USA

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Watch at YouTube

Enjoy.

90% of life is "showing up"

12-17-2016 02:25 AM
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Gearhead

rrMaster

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Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties
well wouldn't that depend on how large their fists are ??

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

12-17-2016 05:11 AM
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1helimech

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Pensacola, Fla....

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THOUGHTS BY ’DUCKY’

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it.
So I said ‘Implants?’
She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for President
and over fifty for Miss America ?

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed
with a relative

Now that food has replaced
sex in my life, I can’t even
get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have
signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’
Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’

Don’t argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’
and start all over? AMEN!

Why is it that our children
can’t read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!

Wouldn’t you know it...
Brain cells come and
brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on
the Bible in Court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!

Bumper sticker of the year:
‘If you can read this,
thank a teacher –
and since it’s in English,
thank a Soldier’

And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya’ just might want to pass this along..

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

12-17-2016 12:14 PM
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GyroFreak

rrProfessor

Orlando Florida ...28.49N 81.22W

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1helimech

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

12-17-2016 05:19 PM
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GyroFreak

rrProfessor

Orlando Florida ...28.49N 81.22W

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only seeing short skirts.
Seems that here in Florida it is shorts that are so tiny that nothing is left to the imagination. It's the ones on overweight women(?) that the fat rolls over or bulges out that wants one to poke one's eyes out.

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

12-17-2016 05:35 PM
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dilberteinstein

Heliman

texas - USA

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Watch at YouTube

Enjoy.

90% of life is "showing up"

12-18-2016 04:16 AM
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1helimech

Senior Heliman

Pensacola, Fla....

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Obama at bat

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intell...ama_at_bat.html

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

12-18-2016 07:23 PM
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nitro fun

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wilmington ca

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If trump and Putin weren't rich, neither could get laid in a whore house with a fist full of fifties.
Better then above they are getting laid and still have a fist full of millions

12-18-2016 11:37 PM
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Gearhead

rrMaster

Vt

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listen close at 2.o6

Watch at YouTube

?t=130

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

12-20-2016 04:55 AM
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sjgusmc21

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San Antonio, Texas

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^^^ WTF was that?

12-20-2016 05:05 PM
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1helimech

Senior Heliman

Pensacola, Fla....

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^^^^ A grand wast of time ??? ^^^^^

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

12-20-2016 07:03 PM
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ICUR1-2

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Ottawa, Ontario

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thanks for the heads up

spending time, paying attention

12-20-2016 10:31 PM
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Gearhead

rrMaster

Vt

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LOL

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

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