czolen
Senior Heliman
Location: kalkaska, mi usa
My Posts This: Topic Forum | Once upon a time.The newlyweds Jeff and Becca were only married two weeks, when Jeff said to Becca, 'Honey I'm going to the Heli-Hut to fly and have a beer, I'll be right back'.
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked Becca.
'I'm going to the Heli-Hut, Pretty Face,' Jeff answered. 'I'm going to have a beer...'
Becca said, 'You want a beer, my love?' Becca opened the door to the refrigerator and showed Jeff 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
Jeff didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop...... But at the Heli-Hut.... You know....they have frozen glasses........ '
Jeff didn't get to finish the sentence, because Becca interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
Jeff, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the Heli-Hut they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' Becca opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey........ At the Heli-hut... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP, CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN THAT FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOO NOT GOING TO THE DAMNED HELI-HUT! THAT **** IS OVER! GOT IT, DUMBASS?'
And Jeff sold his helicopters and Becca lived happily ever after.
Just for the HELI of it. |
