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Location: somerville ohio usa
My Posts This: Topic Forum | A Blind guy wanders into an all Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After downing a few, he yells at the bartender, “Hey, Ya wanna hear a Blond joke?” The bar went absolutely still. In a deep husky voice , the woman next to him says,”Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think you should know five things”.
1-The Bartender is a Blond girl.
2-The Bouncer is a Blond girl.
3-I’m a 6ft. tall 220lb. Blond woman with a Blackbelt in Karate.
4-The woman next to me is a Pro weight lifter.
5-The lady to your right is a Pro Wrestler.
“Now think seriously,Mr., Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Blind guy thinks for a bit, shakes his head , and says, “Naah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”. |
