GyroFreak
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Location: Florida ... 28° 52' N 81° 16' W
My Posts This: Topic Forum | Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 70.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'Nope'
Finally he asked 'Do you checkout the Hot Girls Thread ?'
Never 'I said'
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a F***?
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