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Rotor
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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin



I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

I am a BAD American.

I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them.. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it's good... and I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what is going on with gas prices... again? I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA! If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

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Rotor
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Not sure if ole George really wrote this or not but it's pretty good either way....

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I love Carlin...funny how much truth there is in his "comedy" routines.

If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't ...
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Based on all of that, I must be a REALLY bad American!
Great post. That inspires me to be an even worse American.
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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hootowl
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Amen

Honk ... before it becomes offensive.
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easyrider1
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he left one out.there is no such thing as an african-american,either you're one or the other.if your african,go back to africa,if you call yourself "african-american" and you were born here go there anyway.if you can't speak english(eubonics)i would rather listen to someone that actually speaks a real language(spanish)but has the ability to learn our countries language(english)eventually,and has the backbone to work and take care of themselves instead of blaming whitey for all his problems.the reason for over 50% of the prison population being "african-american" is because your dumb*ss got caught.the reason over 50% of wellfare goes to "african-americans" is you're lazy.i say(and i know it could only be a dream)let's ship all the lazy and criminal "african-americans" back to africa and replace them with some mexicans that are willing to work,learn the language,and become good tax paying "americans".rant over,now start throwing stones.
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hootowl
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Amen

Honk ... before it becomes offensive.
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the Wasp
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""and I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money""

""Not sure if ole George really wrote this or not""


George Carlin does NOT believe in God, so I would think he didn't even say it..

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Well then...now I don't like George...

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Amen to whoever wrote it. I agree 100%. Proud to be a "Bad American".
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spaceman spiff
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Starting to look like there is more counterfiet George Carlin running around than the real deal. This one is pretty lame too.
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I'm with you Easyrider, imagine the hundreds of billions in tax dollars that would save us "Bad Americans".
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Bad Karma
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Considering that George Carlin is an atheist, its wrong to attribute that to him with all those references to god in there.

How would religous people like to have something attributed to them that is clearly the opposite of what they believe.

Shame on you for posting that, it only encourages people doing it again.

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Well then...now I don't like George...

Well thats a poor reason to suddenly not like a person, but if thats ok, I dont like you now because of your views, regardless of whether you are a good person or not
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Rotor
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Bad Karma,
I know it is early in 2008 but at this point you have the award for the dumbest post on a thread. Wow, people like you never cease to amaze me.

Good luck Atheist...you'll need it...

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Bad Karma
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Dumbest award eh.

Thanks, but I thought it was rather dumb to not check before posting something that is attributed to someone who didnt write it.

Not checking..... DUMB

Here you take it.
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Bad Karma,
I know it is early in 2008 but at this point you have the award for the dumbest post on a thread. Wow, people like you never cease to amaze me.

Good luck Atheist...you'll need it...

Well, maybe this post will take the lead for dumbest post then. I thought that was the most lucid and accurate post Bad Karma has ever made.

And I thought these were some of the most racist comments I've ever seen on or off this forum:

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...and has the backbone to work and take care of themselves instead of blaming whitey for all his problems.the reason for over 50% of the prison population being "african-american" is because your dumb*ss got caught.the reason over 50% of wellfare goes to "african-americans" is you're lazy.i say(and i know it could only be a dream)let's ship all the lazy and criminal "african-americans" back to africa...

I would have taken it ever so slightly more seriously if he'd been able to spell ebonics, or use capitalization and punctuation.
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I thought that was the most lucid and accurate post Bad Karma has ever made.

Now now spork.
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Ed Moore
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He never said this, but then we knew that because some other moron-du-jour got it in his inbox and brainlessly pasted it onto RR a while back, whilst hyick-hyick-hyicking to himself.

I hope you put a bit more research and fact checking into who gets your vote, otherwise you really are a bad american.
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I have to agree with Spork, it's always shocking to see how proud some guys are of their ignorance...

Truly embarrassing to all of us here in America...
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