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My Posts This: Topic Forum | Little Bob's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Bob's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Bob's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Bob told his dad he understood completely.
When Bob looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Bob."
Bob said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Bob.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Bob, "cuz he'd be s**t outta luck if he needed glasses." |
