Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled but, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to
use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will
allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger ****, you'd be a ten!!!"