A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
>seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
>man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
>laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The
>case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for
>himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, When
>the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
>She sat under a sign that said, 'The Gold Dust Twins Are Coming' and
>I had to smile. "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
>'Sloan's Liniment Will Reduce The Swelling' and I had to grin. "Then
>she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did
>the Trick' and I could hardly control myself. "BUT....when she moved
>the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber
>Could Have Prevented This Accident.' I laughed out loud!"
>
>"Case Dismissed," said the Judge.