A guy goes out on a Friday night to his best mate's stag party, and as he is having such a good time decides to stay out for three nights.
When he arrives home on Monday morning, he is met by his wife, who proceeds to bash his ears for TWO HOURS.
Finally, after ranting on at him for ages she says "How would you feel if you didn't see me for three days????"
He replies "I wouldn't mind that much actually...."
Well on Monday night he didn't see her.
On Tuesday night he didn't see her.
On Wednesday night he didn't see her.
By Thursday morning the swelling had gone down so that he could JUST see her out of the corner of one eye........