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A girls first time

Ted Toth

Elite Veteran
Myrtle Beach S.C.

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

12-11-2004 Over year old.
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Drunk Monk

rrProfessor
Preston, UK

LOL


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-11-2004 Over year old.
Naomi

Elite Veteran
Ontario, Canada

Never assume...

Check out the video clip below..

http://runryder.com/helicopter/gall...The_Haircut.zip

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Ted Toth

Elite Veteran
Myrtle Beach S.C.

Never assume...
Naomi that was great
now could you translate it LOL

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

12-11-2004 Over year old.
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Hydroman

Senior Heliman
Kommifornia

DOH ...too funny

The older I get, the better I was

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Naomi

Elite Veteran
Ontario, Canada

You like that huh.. hehe..

Naomi

12-11-2004 Over year old.
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WMac

Veteran
Skotlande

That was funny on so many levels

Will


Beep Beep! One Road Travel, with Dominic Byrne!

12-11-2004 Over year old.
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